adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

Life

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loves4free:How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

fvckingoceans:

I just want sleep, concert tickets, and sex.

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"My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them."

- Laurell K. Hamilton (via planb-becomeapirate)

(Source: makelovetothemoon, via if-you-close-youreyes)

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

(Source: trashboat, via txt-psts)

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loves4free:The best and most beautiful things in the world can’t be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart.

doomslock:

doomslock:

imagine jesse pinkman meeting sherlock

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fmlover9000:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This person has the most real values to date

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